The cat in grey

“The striped cat, turned out to be mostly grey in colour” Gun Roswell

The cat in grey

The cat with stripes of grey
On the very kitchen table calmly lay
It really wasn’t any kind of dismay
Rather his usual dominant display

“Hooman, my food is once again delayed!
By at least forty-seven seconds according to my internal sensor array
I am none too happy, as a matter of fact I am starting to feel crappy
So make due with my deserved food
And try to make it really snappy!”

The grey cat ordered his human slave
Wondering how on earth to make the human better to behave
After all, it was not the first time she had stalled
Why only yesterday there was a one minute delay
And the grey cat, had been really, really late, for his nap!

“Hoomans!” The grey cat thought with a sigh, “can’t live with them, can’t get rid of them!”